Books

AN EXOTIC COOK BOOK
"How To Serve Man"
Pickpocketed from mobs level 40 and up; trolls in Zul'farrak, Ogres in Tanaris and Jeadenar mobs in Felwood all seem to be interested in how to serve man. When you right click it you'll see the proper way of serving:
1. Get one or eight man
2. Hit man hard
3. Hit man more
4. Put man in fire
5. Eat man

A STEAMY ROMANCE NOVEL
Can be obtained by pickpocketing humanoids levels 65 and up.
You right click it and get a fragment of a wonderful story about a woman, a man and his VERY big sword and... well, see for yourself.

A STEAMY ROMANCE NOVEL: FORBIDDEN LOVE
Apparently the steamy novel sequel is so successful that almost every mob in Northrend has a chance of carrying this one in his pockets, so bring a rogue again.
The story continues and our romantic hero Marcus tries to smooch an undead female rogue. Unfortunately: she is not impressed: "Twelve seconds? I know you have abilities that last longer than that."

A STEAMY ROMANCE NOVEL: NORTHERN EXPOSURE
Can be found in the bag of fishing treasures that is the reward from the Northrend fishing daily.
Our hero and his very big sword end up in bed this time. Can't reveal more, only that the last line of the story is: "The remaining pages have a level 99 requirement to read."